he told me I talked like a deaf person
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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