Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Fuck appropriateness.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
