so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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