you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
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