My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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