we're blogging at a bar
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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