hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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