if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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