Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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