After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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