3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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