I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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