do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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