I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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