Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Randomize
