Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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