i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
All I want is dick and wine.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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