I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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