Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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