I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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