remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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