Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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