idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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