Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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