We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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