Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
its not stalking. its research.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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