oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
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He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
It's rum buckets o'clock
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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