I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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