i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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