Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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