Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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