You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize
