Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
He passed out mid-signature
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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