yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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