so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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