first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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