when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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