wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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