You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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