a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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