I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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