They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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