Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I know her cup size but not her name....
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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