Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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