So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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