i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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