Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
