When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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