I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
and you fell through a lawn chair
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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