do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I still have a little drunk in my system
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Come on in and take your pants off
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