Walk of Shame. In a state park.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Can you bring me the toilet please
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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