Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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