I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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